ask

watch the sea take them all away

jonimakesstuff:

jethroq:

In fact, whenever you see the phrase “scentists did an experiment” but the name of the scientists or even what year or where this experiment happened are nowhere on the post, just assume it’s not true.

See also: “studies show”

Bro 90% of the time I mention a study I don’t include those details but also I assume that whoever I’m mentioning it to will either believe that I properly researched it or research it themselves.

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4 days ago
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Especially if your fairy tales involve multiple wives

Especially if your fairy tales involve multiple wives

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2 weeks ago
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asriels:

on the one hand i love thinking about space because it’s the fucking coolest on the other hand i hate thinking about space because that leads onto thinking about how small earth is and i should not be thinking of a planet as too tiny to be comfortable on

But then on your third hand? SPAAAAACE

2 weeks ago
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Securing a Sustainable and Empowered Los Angeles

sorenbowie:

I spend a lot of time thinking about why Bruce Wayne could be better for Gotham than Batman and which animals look like candy while meanwhile my wife is quietly doing real work and trying to save the world.  She  co-founded an extraordinary Environmental non-profit and now they can potentially secure $100,000 for their work. If you have ten seconds, please vote for the LA Sustainability Collaborative. They are doing amazing things.

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2 weeks ago
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shadowsinseashells:

ryannorth:

So I got an advance copy of Randy’s What If (due to ~~FRIENDSHIP~~) and over on Twitter I was sharing some of my favourite pages.  The book is out for reals on Sept 2nd!

That back cover tho

I NEED THIS SO BADLY

UPDATE: I BOUGHT THIS

3 weeks ago
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doctor who + text posts night vale tweets | part 2/? (rtd edition)

bonus:

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4 weeks ago
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dashbeardconfessional:

LIVIN THAT iPHONE 6 PLUS LYFE BEFORE ERRRRBODY ELSE


Check your goddamn emails

dashbeardconfessional:

LIVIN THAT iPHONE 6 PLUS LYFE BEFORE ERRRRBODY ELSE

Check your goddamn emails

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1 week ago
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cakesandfail:

d-o-r-ia-n:

brewsterthevampireslayer:

mockeryd:

toxicjayhoo:

the-canadian-jean:

ask-demon-connie-springles:

t0wer0fpimps:

llamabagel:

apollonui:

I, “The Vengeful King of the Seas”, made this myself because I was bored.

The Treacherous Princess of the Night.
good shit.

i got the wicked witch of the west are you fucking serious

Of course I’m the ugly unicorn if the forest.

The vengeful assassin of the night B)

the vengeful thief of the east

The Blue Werewolf of the West.
That sounds cool actually.

The Savage Pirate of the Mountains.

The dark fairy of the night

The wicked troll of the forest

The Green Ogre of the Forest. Terrifying.

cakesandfail:

d-o-r-ia-n:

brewsterthevampireslayer:

mockeryd:

toxicjayhoo:

the-canadian-jean:

ask-demon-connie-springles:

t0wer0fpimps:

llamabagel:

apollonui:

I, “The Vengeful King of the Seas”, made this myself because I was bored.

The Treacherous Princess of the Night.

good shit.

i got the wicked witch of the west are you fucking serious

Of course I’m the ugly unicorn if the forest.

The vengeful assassin of the night B)

the vengeful thief of the east

The Blue Werewolf of the West.

That sounds cool actually.

The Savage Pirate of the Mountains.

The dark fairy of the night

The wicked troll of the forest

The Green Ogre of the Forest. Terrifying.

1 week ago
33,924 notes
dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

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2 weeks ago
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Yeah there’s some pretty kinky sex stuff in the bible for sure

Yeah there’s some pretty kinky sex stuff in the bible for sure

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2 weeks ago
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kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts 

 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck


This seems useful. I will assimilate.

kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts

 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

This seems useful. I will assimilate.

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3 weeks ago
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ryannorth:

So I got an advance copy of Randy’s What If (due to ~~FRIENDSHIP~~) and over on Twitter I was sharing some of my favourite pages.  The book is out for reals on Sept 2nd!

That back cover tho

I NEED THIS SO BADLY

3 weeks ago
3,089 notes
I always laughed at the honor pledge because it seems like that would be the first thing you would lie about.